Best Friend

Do you wanna be my best friend Do you wanna smoke on Sunday afternoons Do you wanna be my best friend When we hang out it can just be me and you Do you wanna be my best friend We can sit and be silent on the couch We can sit until the movie ends We can sit until we're foaming at the mouth Do you wanna be my best friend Lie at midnight on the tennis court Do you wanna be my best friend We don't have to play a contact sport Do you wanna be my best friend We can inch together 'til we barely brush Read out loud until the bookends Ring together when they finally touch Do you wanna be my best friend Lie at midnight on the tennis court Do you wanna be my best friend We don't have to play a contact sport We don't have to play a contact sport I don't wanna be your best friend Separated by a shiny pane of glass And only see you on the weekend Only see you when you're in my class But you would only laugh And so I only get to ask Do you wanna be my best friend Lie at midnight on the tennis court Do you wanna be my best friend We don't have to play a contact sport We don't have to play a contact sport We don't have to play a contact sport