Film Girlfriend

Don't make me the woman in your window Silence, my lamb, our true romance is gone You're more melodramatic than a Pickford picture More unreliable than Rashomon Fellini is a type of pasta, isn't it And Tarantino is a bit of a dick, let's admit it I don't know about movies That doesn't mean I don't like them I don't know about movies Guess I can't be your film girlfriend I think I'm more into TV But I've still never seen Seinfeld I don't know about movies But at least I'm not an incel Just like Godard, you used to leave me breathless But, as of now, I'm bluer than Pierrot This thing moved faster than a script by Sorkin But I'm not your Rosebud, so leave me in the snow I'm a little too Mitski, I'm a little too Misty For your carefully curated taste And when I get on my Britney, when I get on my Whitney I can't wait to see your face Can't wait to see the look on your face I don't know about movies That doesn't mean I don't like them I don't know about movies Guess I can't be your film girlfriend I think I'm more into TV But I've still never seen Seinfeld I don't know about movies But at least I'm not an incel