Mercury in Retrograde (feat. Stephen Lookadoo)

I woke up on the wrong side today Keep my head down and out of the way I try to be good but the black cats are coming for me Eventually Is it Friday the Thirteenth I thought that was last week I didn't spill salt or step on a crack Why is the world just a-breakin' my back There's no explanation For this awful sensation Of being hurt at every corner I turn I need some ice for this cosmic burn It's not a choice that I made Or cured with a bandaid I'm universally stuck so I'll blame Mercury in retrograde Forced to leave my favorite place Only to spend all my nights alone Wandering in negative space Wish that he would pick up the phone Neglected voicemails building Drifting off to deathless dial tones I should've known better than saving love letters So light all the candles and burn for the better There's no explanation For this awful sensation Of being hurt at every corner I turn I need some ice for this cosmic burn It's not a choice that I made Or cured with a bandaid I'm universally stuck so I'll blame Mercury in retrograde I'm blaming Mercury in retrograde I guess the stars won't align I guess I'm just trying to get by Lucky if I make it out alive Is there even another side Fell out of bed Tripped on a shoe Landed on a chair but it broke in two Stubbed my toe on the door Slammed my finger in a drawer What a way to start your day Trying to keep bad lucky at bay Took a wrong turn Fell down the stairs Ripped my pants Lost all my fitting pairs was Late for work Fired that day Dumped by a jerk Excuse the cliche There's no explanation For this awful sensation Of being hurt at every corner I turn I need some ice for this cosmic burn It's not a choice that I made Or cured with a bandaid I'm universally stuck so I'll blame Mercury in retrograde I'm blaming Mercury in retrograde