Shore

He made his money delivering a cornucopia of spiritual goods Simultaneously saving our weak-willed souls But I'm not persuaded Despite the allure of his fiscal might It kind of smells So I'm not persuaded I'm not persuaded His opinion is built on a number of files all tied with ribbon and wax Spun through a finely tuned prism of bullshit and glass But I'm not persuaded He's an educated guy With the face of a wide-eyed country boy So, I'm not persuaded I'm not persuaded Down by the shore Out to the east there's a big storm brewing But I don't know what the hell we're doing We nearly drowned in your sincere conviction Wind in your face, toss a few stones Down with the fossils and the dinosaur bones There's a number of excellent books that will advise me on what to say and do You'll help with interpretation, won't you But I'm not persuaded Is that what you meant I found it a little bit forced So, I'm not persuaded I'm not persuaded Down by the shore Out to the east there's a big storm brewing But I don't know what the hell that we're doing We nearly drowned in your sincere conviction Wind in your face, toss a few stones Down with the fossils and the dinosaur bones Wind in your face, toss a few stones Down with the fossils and the dinosaur bones