Oklahoma Lass

One morning up above the world, 30,00 feet high I had me an aisle seat, by the window she did reside I was still so very happy that the middle seat was free That I proclaimed to this pretty girl, how lucky can we be She looked a tad bit puzzled, as if I were a fool And when she uttered her first words she was aloof and cool But when she gazed upon my handsomeness, looked into my eyes She turned on her country charm, made me sweat and sigh She’s from Oklahoma, with those wild lands to roam Oklahoma, the place that she calls home My Oklahoma lass I said you must be from Texas, what a big mistake Hell no Mr. East Coast Yankee boy, go jump into a lake She said I am an Okie girl and I went to OU Being that I’m a Texas grad I was deep into the doo Somehow upon that fateful flight we both found common ground Way back in our old college days when we both got around She’s from Oklahoma, with those wild lands to roam Oklahoma, where in the hell’s Tacoma My Oklahoma lass Raised up in Okmulgee, due west of Muscogee Oh, Okmulgee, on Creek Nation Land My, Oklahoma sassafrass I’m not so young as I used to be, but my heart is still as frail With her heart entwined in mine I know we will prevail As I look back upon my life and then I look ahead One thing that I know for sure, with her I’ll surely wed Now she’s my beauty and my honey, my lover and my friend Hope we walk, down the line, until the bitter end She’s sweet and she is sexy, spicy and full of sass That’s why my sunny Okmulgee girl is my Oklahoma lass She’s from Oklahoma, with those wild lands to roam Oklahoma, the place that she calls home My Oklahoma lass Oklahoma, she’s my Oklahoma, my Oklahoma lass