I'm a Ching Chong

I'm a Ching Chong with the last name of a Ding Dong They hate me in school 'cause they think I'm not cool They judge me like a book with my nerdy, fat look But they don't remember the time on the track when they called me a hack 'Cause I was flash and they were just plain trash Because I'm a Ching Chong with the last name of a Ding Dong They thought I from a different world 'cause I look banana They said I had lice because I ate too much rice So I said Shut up, or I will feed you some mice And they did shut up 'cause I'm a Ching Chong with the last name of Ding Dong They call me yellow fellow, they said I couldn't see So I said, look at me They call me yellow fellow I said you're blind up your mind, 'cause I'm no yellow fellow I'm a Ching Chong with the last name of a Ding Dong They said I couldn't sing song, so I challenged them to a rap They thought I was all cap All because I'm a Ching Chong with the last name of a Ding Dong They thought I couldn't get a question right on the test Since I was at zest At rest Didn't even try my best I let them do it all, but I was the real big ball 'Cause they got a 100, I got a 105 'Cause I'm a Ching Chong with the last name of a Ding Dong They call me Won Ton, I said yeah, I won a ton of trophies All because I'm a Ching Chong with the last name of a Ding Dong They say I'm from the trash truck, but I said: No, I'm the Duck of Luck They said I couldn't make anyone laugh on stage But on the big day With the money They really had no say, cause I was the funny bunny Because I'm a King Kong of all Ching Chongs With the last name of a Ding Dong When someone misbehaves towards a Ching Chong I go ring rong on their door bell I give them this sing song, so they learn, their lesson