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Well I heard 23 was the new 18 And i heard 28 was the new 23 30's going good but I can't wait to be 35 cuz I heard that's the new 28 that's the new 23, that's the new 18 Let's do that again Well I heard 23 was the new 18 And i heard 28 was the new 23 30's going good but I can't wait to be 35 cuz I heard that's the new 28 that's the new 23, that's the new 18 I'm gonna buy some porn and a pack of smokes A scratch off ticket and register to vote But the porn is weird and the smoke's are gross And our democracy feels like a joke So I'll go skydiving and get a tattoo Get a credit card and go on a cruise Go to Mexico and get a bunch of booze And then drink too much because there's nothing to do On a cruise Well I heard 23 was the new 18 And i heard 28 was the new 23 30's going good but I can't wait to be 35 cuz I heard that's the new 28 that's the new 23, that's the new 18 This scratch off ticket Is my only chance For new 18 Being what I romance I got my lucky penny And my ignorant hope Well here it goes Well I guess that's just The way it's gonna be When you're only new 18 Maybe I'll get what I need When I turn 43 Oh I can't wait to be 43 Cuz I heard 43 is the new 35 And I heard 35 is the new 28 And I heard 28 is the new 23 And I heard 23 is the new 18 Oh I can't wait to be New 18