EVERYTHING

I bet you got everything I bet you know everything I bet you got everything I bet you've seen everything I bet she got everything I bet you got everything I bet you got everything Everything but me You ain't got me You ain't got me You ain't got me I bet you got everything I bet you got everything Everything but me So you wanna trade our home for metropolis You're dead wrong, boy, and I ain't talking necropolis Mourning what we had, no George Stephanopoulos You wanna pull out? Then like Jenga, you'll topple us I bet she's calling out your name like a mate call I bet she hit them home runs like a baseball I bet she winning - boom, boom - sunk the 8-Ball I bet she speeding - vroom, vroom - to the U-Haul I bet you got everything I bet you know everything I bet you got everything I bet you've seen everything I bet she got everything I bet you got everything I bet you got everything Everything but me You ain't got me You ain't got me You ain't got me I bet you got everything I bet you got everything Everything but me I oughta charge you for a misdemeanor You were dealt the queen, got up, and fucked the dealer Think it's better over there, you're a true believer I'm the preacher, I've seen her and the grass ain't greener, look See, I've been hitting home runs like a baseball I've been winning - boom, boom - sunk the 8-Ball See, I've been yelling "Love you" like a mate call So whatcha doing - vroom, vroom - with the U-Haul? I hope your life goes awry I hope you never find a guy I hope you need to drive but can't, the sun is in your eyes I hope your phone stays just as dry as the place between your eyes I hope you lose your moisturizer, the expensive kind I hope your name's forgettable I hope you feel expendable I hope your roommate's cool but then you find out he's a cannibal I hope she's undependable I hope you skip your vegetables I hope you look back on your choice and find it so regrettable I bet you got everything I bet you know everything I bet you got everything I bet you've seen everything I bet she got everything I bet you got everything I bet you got everything Everything but me You ain't got me You ain't got me You ain't got me I bet you got everything I bet you got everything Everything but me