Old Sad Betty

Betty's getting old and it's starting to show Her hair has gotten lazy and now it barely grows The men beside the road don't look anymore Even when she dresses like a common whore She used to get attention wherever she went Now she gets as much as a wad of lint Where there used to be a body shaped like a pear Now there are ligaments that struggle not to tear Old sad Betty, what you gonna do Time to face the facts, ole' Betty Sue You're not as good as you used to be You'll have to pay for what used to come free Betty's walking short when she used to walk tall She's praying everyday that she won't go bald Her step ain't as smooth as she wants it to be And her skin is as rough as the bark of a tree What used to perk up now sags to the floor And what used to be easy now makes her sore She used to be tight in all the right places But now her back pops when she ties her shoelaces Old sad Betty, what you gonna do Time to face the facts, ole' Betty Sue You're not as good as you used to be You'll have to pay for what used to come free Don't get so sad Don't let it sit in your head Just a few years left Then you'll be dead