Get Well Soon xoxo

She seems to know Her rights and wrongs Better Than me She seems to know Her place in this world And where she's meant to be I'd like to see if she gets there I've got a feeling she's gonna get there I don't remember that first night when we met But I still have the selfie documenting that event I can't remember how we first got to talking But I was quick to fall for you, no one here finds it shocking We talked the night away drinking watermelon kolsches Then you drove me around the town showing me all of your previous porches We stopped for noodles so I could meet your new boyfriend I remember thinking and hoping that you'd soon buck this short trend But it's two years later and you're still telling me how he's been shitty I was on some Peach Scone nonsense with you there in the city But I can see she knows Her rights and wrongs Better Than me I can see she knows her place in the world and where she's meant to be I'm gonna be there when she gets there You'd better believe she's on her way there Stopped on my way from doing something unimportant So I could check out your place at the new yellow apartment We picked up breakfast and got that discount from your crewmate Hung out until dinner: homemade chicken with your roommate So you struck out vegan I said "hey, I'll eat vegetarian too" When you came out as bi I said "hey, I've slept with a man or two" Then you said you're NB I thought "hey, maybe I'm NB too" Never tryna envy I just wanna be you But you never felt quite at home in the great plains of Denver So you got a plane and went your own way in early September Now we're locked away For a year-long straight And you're out there on the west coast And you're jealous of me For having friends to see When you've got just one notch on your bedpost So we'll talk every morning But I can hear your silent scorning And so I really didn't need a warning When you told me "our friendship's adjourning" And now you hate all the things I do You scoff at all the things I like I Don't Want To be like you They think they know Their rights and wrongs Better Than me They think they know Their place in the world And where they're meant to be But I think they already left there I think they're never gonna get there Get well soon xoxo I jacked off in your toilet once