I Didn't Kill This Bitch (Remaster)

I didn't kill this bitch, man, she did it herself Get out my face officer, or I'll remove you myself I didn't kill this bitch, man, she did it herself Get out my face officer, or I'll remove you myself Now I'ma tell you how the story goes, everything I suppose From the intimate details, right down to the close Me and her were talking about it yesterday on the phone How we was gonna get up chill, maybe blow some weed So we made plans for 4pm, we had at least 20 minutes Before we hit the gan, I had papers all in, but that's besides the fact I wanna chill, smoke eat, come back and hit the sack We rolled up one of the stickiest demonic chronic Already called up my man, so I was all up on it We got a 20 bag, used 10 to roll the blunt After that, got hungry for some Subway subs I will take you to the one up on Albany Street Because I got some club cards that we can kinda eat free Plus I only got about $5 on me A couple pennies and a nickel, ticket stub for a movie We ordered sat down and finish the meal Threw the garbage and the trash can, get back behind the wheel Headed towards the parkway, get back to my house Cause she really had me horny, I was kinda aroused I didn't kill this bitch, man, she did it herself Get out my face off of sure, I'll remove you myself I didn't kill this bitch, man, she did it herself Get out my face off of sure, I'll remove you myself I didn't kill this bitch, man, she did it herself Get out my face off of sure, I'll remove you myself I didn't kill this bitch, man, she did it herself Get out my face off of sure, I'll remove you myself So like I said we was on the park way Coming back from Subway and by the way She was gonna make MY day So I'mma skip to the bedroom scene I got a 10-pack, a rubbers 2 glasses champagne And I ain't never been so floored in my life A gorgeous blondie with a body, didn't see what's in sight She took off my clothes, but hers came first So I'm standing here naked quickly lights they must disperse But she's just standing there checking me out Score one for the fat kids, you know what that's about She pushed me right on to the bed, but I'll skip that part Cause you don't need to know about that, that's just how we are I didn't kill this bitch, man, she did it herself Get out my face off of sure, I'll remove you myself I didn't kill this bitch, man, she did it herself Get out my face off of sure, I'll remove you myself I didn't kill this bitch, man, she did it herself Get out my face off of sure, I'll remove you myself I didn't kill this bitch, man, she did it herself Get out my face off of sure, I'll remove you myself I looked over at my girl, didn't know what to do She's either choking on a chicken bone or some of my goo I understand both are horrible, but I forgot tthe heimlich Like she's turning shades of purple like she's ready to vomit Oh shit, little honey, you just stopped breathing I'll call 911, but they sendin policeman I didn't really kill you, but to think that I did And they'll slap the damn handcuffs on both of my wrists I gotta get out this mess, but what about forensics He looked at me and said, I ain't no scientist Oh f*ck, I forget, I'm from Utica, New York And we got some fucking idiots running the courts I'm as good as dead, locked me up in a cell Sentenced me to life in prison without no bail Oh man, f*ck this shit, I'm ready to quit Just sentence me to hell and I'll try to forget I didn't kill this bitch, man, she did it herself Get out my face, officer, I'll remove you myself I didn't kill this bitch, man, she did it herself Get out my face, officer, I'll remove you myself I didn't kill this bitch, man, she did it herself Get out my face, officer, I'll remove you myself I didn't kill this bitch, man, she did it herself Get out my face, officer, I'll remove you myself Now you see that, bitch You see that I didn't kill that bitch Nah F*ck y'all, bitches Y'all, bitches Y'all of them All of them Y'all of them All of them, bitch