Hey Sunshine (The “Everyone’s a Peasant When it’s 3am and You’re Buying a Phone Charger and a Funnel from the 7-11 Off of Harrison” Shuffle)

The doctors lined the doorway And whispered gossip low As a shout came from the room "Our boy is back" Alert the Vatican Tell the Pope he's unemployed And "thank you for your work Enjoy these gift cards" Goodbye conflict Hello peace on earth It might take a billion lives That's fine with me Is it fine with you? From coast to coast And sea to shining sea There's a brand new golden age on the horizon Just don't blame the jukebox If you don't like the song Hey sunshine What's wrong again this time? Cut to California In a diametric prime And a losing argument With a drive-thru speaker "Oh, in time You'll regret how you whined That you don't care about Mars And just need my order" Goodbye conscience Hello work at hand It might take three billion lives That's fine with me Is it fine with you? From coast to coast And sea to shining sea There's a brand new break in our reality Just don't blame the machine For flaws in your design Hey sunshine What's wrong again this time? Oh it's such a burden to be the son of god These peasants will just never know the weight To calculate and demonstrate the future of a few Your sacrifice will be favorably viewed From coast to coast And sea to shining sea There's a fun new way for all to be extinct You can't blame detractors If it's all of humankind Hey sunshine You're living in your prime So what is wrong this time? Hey sunshine There's nothing in your way except your mind Your mind Hey sunshine The world has been awaiting your arrival Hey sunshine