Master Debater

Yup, you're a master debater, she critiques your misogyny, You call her a hater, Yup, you're a master debater Creating a straw woman just to beat her She gently explains it’s not about her It's about your ideas But you can't see the truth, it's too hazy through your fears You broke Godwin's law when you called her a feminazi When she's claiming that we've all been harmed by the patriarchy, You don't believe people can be coerced or exploited, Never spent any time thinking about how agency can become disjointed How your behaviour can result in pressure, How that pressure puts stress on her Yup, you're a master debater, she critiques your misogyny, You call her a hater, Yup, you're a master debater Creating a straw woman just to beat her No, I don't want to debate, bro Shouldn't have to defend my humanity, though Don't want to fight my way through your cognitive biases When you're not familiar with methodologies of the sciences All you'll do is dissemble and obfuscate, Use the debate as an excuse to further traumatise and violate, And you're a master of equivocation, Won't be pinned down to a definition, You're not really interested in a truly level playing field, You really don't like the idea of your privilege being repealed You think the scars of the past are healed, You're using equality on paper as a shield, But I think you're scared of what would happen if what's hidden was revealed. You're forever using false authority You don't care if you come across as ornery You're phallus-y, and full of fallacies Your arguments are full of shoddy analyses…. All you're doing is making an appeal to tradition And then you're surprised our gender is engaged in intellectual sedition Post hoc ergo propter hoc, with regards to backlash Men hate women because feminism's gone too far, not cos they've always been hated and treated like trash Yup, you're a master debater, she critiques your misogyny, You call her a hater, Yup, you're a master debater Creating a straw woman just to beat her No, I don't wanna debate, mate. I allow that you're arguing in good faith, but you won't reciprocate You say it's a slippery slope, if we try to try to enact equality, we'll leave men unable to cope, without a hope You're full of whataboutery, but it leaves us unable to implement a recovery, Leaves us wallowing in misogyny. You're going to have to prove it, that you've got an open mind Cos baby I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind And I can see your game, full of distraction Cos whilst you're making me explain, again, I'm out of action…