Int. Barbershop (Day)

Will Smith is canceled Oh, you can't cancel no icon Boy, please He walkin' 'round like he all invincible or somebody Uh-uh, don't be messin' with Will He the Fresh Prince Who the f*ck Will Smith think he is? And that boy damn crazy how he raisin' them kids (what?) No, he isn't Yes, he is No, he isn't Yes, he is And I ain't never gon' forgive him for that shit he did (boy, bye) I mean, Will Smith used to be cool He still the shit, he can fit your whole house in his pool I don't know, I mean, he rich, but he ain't rich rich Boy, please I don't even remember the last flick he did You don't remember Aladdin? What about Men in Black? (Yeah) I know your badass watched Bad Boys, I know you remember that (plus the soundtrack) I heard he down bad I heard he won the Oscar but he had to give it back And you know they only made him do that shit because he's black He don't need it, he the first to win a Grammy for rap That's a fact He put all of Philly on his back Bottom line y'all, Will Smith is wack I mean, he rich, funny and sexy too You wish you had a Jada Pinkett next to you Him and Jada both crazy, girl, what you talkin' about? You better keep his wife's name out of your mouth You're talkin', shh, but if he came right now You'd be like, "Come in, Mr. Smith, would you please sit down?" Hell nah, I'd be like, "Come get a fade 'Cause all your haircuts I seen on the big screen been lame" One thing's for sure, you can't call him lazy I ain't tryna call him lazy, I'm callin' the nigga crazy One classic album, what that make him? Jay-Z? Jay-Z plus movies and TV Look, he's still the GOAT, Bad Boys came in first I don't like his damn music, that nigga don't fuckin' curse He gon' drop a new record like we all gon' forget He need to take another year and untangle some shit (oh, my God) Who the f*ck Will think he is? He only still relevant because of his kids (shut up) No, he isn't Yes, he is No, he isn't Yes, he is (man) And I ain't never gon' forgive him for that shit he did Uh-oh Oh, shit, it's Men In- Men In Black Come in, Mrs. Smith, would you like to sit down?