I Miss My Wife

All I have left is half a moldy pizza Driving around in my green beat-up Nissan Don't you ever wonder if there's more to life? Crashed my damn rocket so I never see my wife Because she lives so far away in a castle on Mars So I'm spending all my time just watching fast cars Thinking about how all the people dream At night they close their eyes and their brains Make it seem Like everything is magical or spooky and weird I'd look a lot cooler if I could grow a beard So ask your puppy, ask your neighbor, ask your friend If I'm your pal, I'm your pal 'til the end 'Cause to be honest I'm a loser in a tree It really sucks my oldest friend abandoned me Okay let's crash this pity party My cat is cool and plays guitar He meows all day and thinks of songs Nothing more to see here, now run along