this isn't me... (skit)

And scene folks We'll be back after the commercial break Get your drinks get your snacks Get all of that But we're gonna be back here on the dot at twelve thirty God I fucking hate this shit I'll be back Evelyn Don't worry Excellent work man! That was sensational Eh whatever Now go ahead and sign these and you'll be on your way Alright - wait what the f*ck? What is this? Uh- uhh oh no worry Just sign this and you'll be on your way This is just so you can get paid for your hard work Man whatever Hey man! That's the spirit Well it was a pleasure doing business with you And if you need anything here's my business card And uh yeah Have a good day Ugh what the hell man? Take good care now