Certified Hits

Julie (unintelligible) Blonder than before you whore Left me knocking locking all your doors Forgot your family leaves for the summer Julie (unintelligible) Acting all surprised with those eyes Sayin we can be friends if I like Or not, guess we'll see, total bummer I bet you thought you knew me That was before everything became Turned around, something going through me Do you want to do me Or is there something new and rearranged Either way honestly and truly Julie I'm just a little busy making Certified hits, like this one I can take a shit, pure gold Certified hits, just listen Yeah you could have had this Oh please pick up the phone Christie (unintelligible) Beautiful and rich You bitch Don't tell me your cell phone had a glitch Turns out her cousin died That one's my bad Christie (unintelligible) Wouldn't take me back to that rack Sayin sensitivity I lack I shout "fucking lies!" You're not my dad I drank a lot of whiskey But that was before everything became Turned around, now I know you miss me Do you want to kiss me Or is there something stronger to proclaim Either way, don't go getting misty Christie I'm just a little busy making Certified hits, like this one I can take a shit, pure gold Certified hits just listen Yeah you could have had this Oh please pick up the phone