Dumb Fat Pussy

I'm just a dumb fat pussy Totally lame Even worse she's making me insane I'm just a dumb fat pussy Terrible breath And if I can't have her I guess that I choose death I'm just a dumb fat pussy Haven't a clue How's a dumb fat pussy get noticed by a girl like you I'm just a dumb fat pussy King-sized jerk When she walks by my heart just goes berserk I'm just a dumb fat pussy Them's the breaks If she give me a chance, just wanna be her mistake I'm just a dumb fat fatty Coward for life And when they hold hands it's like twisting in the knife I'm just a fat little fatty Yeah I'm the worst Why'd I have to fall in love with her head first?