100 Gold

Order please, order please - take your seats. Let's begin this press conference. You've watched the pie-fest run I lost, got pie on my face What? You think I am done? In the pie charts - look over here Pie of the year How you would cheer! But listen up There may be rats Who've chased the dogs And scared the cats And had their fun And scratched your bums But I got a plan for that A great plan for that I'm gonna give gold 100 gold To anyone who can run These rodents out of town By any means shut em down Gold! 100 gold! To anyone who can run these rodents out of town, By any means, shut em down! What would you do with a 100? X 4 (to audience) 100 guilders to the man who deals with All these rats Driving me bats That's a lot of lolly for all you wallies! I mean loyal subjects I'm gonna give gold 100 gold To anyone who can run These rodents out of town By any means shut em down gold 100 gold To anyone who can run These rodents out of town By any means shut em down Order please, order please - take your seats. Let's redress this press conference. And finally defeat this rat nonsense. Take your photos press I know you are all impressed I was down in the polls Because of the pie I'm coming back strong Cos I'm that guy! He's gonna give gold, 100 gold! To anyone who can run these rodents out of town By any means Shut em down! If I win gold I'm gonna get glam I'll buy a new outfit I'll get a new man If I win gold I'll get a new tan If I win gold I'll get a new van Get gold now Cut them rats for gold now Ring the mayor get gold now Rodents are scared get gold now Peak for the rats if we kill em with cats Rats on road get told now Rat boys dem betta know now It's gonna go down! Rats in the kitchen Rats in the sink 100 Gold! As Hamelin media heaps on praise The towns people Are still dismayed Some are cheering They've been played Some of them look lost Sally Snorekin signing off!