Seagulls! (Stop It Now)

[Yoda:] Penny for your thoughts. [Luke Skywalker:] I hate Brenda, and a bad guy hit me in the shin, and I peed on all my pants [Yoda:] It's nothing a little music can't help. [Yoda:] RockinRockin' and rollinDown to the beach I'm strolling But the seagulls poke at my head Not fun! I said "Seagulls... mmgh! Stop it now!" Everyone told me Not to stroll on that beach Said seagulls gonna come Poke me in the coconut And they did And they did Had me goin' like Nothing I could do but yell When these birds attacked me When I tried to run I fell And then these kids start laughing And then Got hit in the neck with a hacky sack Where'd it come from? Now run, run, run, jump! I can be a backpack while you run Run, run, run, jump! And stop Put me down I love to groove and boogie Yeah [Luke Skywalker:] Great [Yoda:] Show you some dance moves [Luke Skywalker:] No, I don't want you to [Yoda:] If I had your giant feet Out there on the beach Could have outrun those birds [Luke Skywalker:] You're a psycho wiener! [Yoda:] Let me grab my beater [R2D2:] Stop it please! [R2D2:] Don't hit me Please Don't hit me [Luke Skywalker:] Come on man! Quit that banging [Yoda:] Hey, what's that stank? [Luke Skywalker:] You put a fish in our basket! [Yoda:] Oh, yeah! I forgot I did that [Luke Skywalker:] You owe me an apology [Yoda:] Just hold your breath and see When the time is right Birds'll bite your face Now run, run, run, jump! I can be a backpack while you run Swing from a hairy vine I can be your backpack while you climb Stand on one hand and lift Rocks with your special gift Run, run, run, jump! Now breathe That's good Like that Like that One day I was walking and I found this big log Then I rolled the log over And underneath was a tiny little stick And I was like, "That log had a child!" Listen, boy Someday when you are older You could get hit by a boulder While you're lying there Screaming, "Come help me please!" The seagulls poke your knees Stop it now! [Luke Skywalker:] Whatever, you're sorta pitchy [Yoda:] Didn't like it? [Luke Skywalker:] Listen, man, I'm not your friend [Yoda:] Don't fall asleep Don't fall asleep