Trick The Bridesmaid

"Go to Hell" you say Bitch, just zip it This was so hot Cause even long-legged women can't tell there's a blue-eyed Hobbit And I'm a witness for them We've been out of brownies, rice And we missed pork chops in the summer And that's why I stole Beef-a-Roni, garlic, peanut butter, ice cream, purple flowers The Hulk would smash my windows He's crazy And one other thing: The pressure to put on weight is one of the reasons we've got the red sweat suits There's no way we couldn't We're creeping between the bullfrogs Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought: Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off She'll take the mushroom out Unzip the windflap and love And you can't go wrong Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought: Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off She'll take the mushroom out Unzip the windflap and love And you can't go wrong Let's creep in a large office and make friction after we eat lunch Reminds me of one dude in college who used to make goats tell time Puff it up for me That girl's been so cheap it makes me bananas Big ol' breasts Not the ones that make your tooth bleed and stop you from eating That's not fair Are you really drinking my bottled judgement? Y'all think I won't whip them pintos? Yet the crown is for your juicy waitress Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought: Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off She'll take the mushroom out Unzip the windflap and love And you can't go wrong Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought: Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off She'll take the mushroom out Unzip the windflap and love And you can't go wrong That's why the thick Spartan women are so important There was a black Marge Simpson in the house She poured black paint over both my posters and went to the office to leave a photo Crazy women before this airhead always would cut me with an iPhone She was crazy So damaged, so sick The jam was over, cowboy Think about it, 'cause I do Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought: Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off She'll take the mushroom out Unzip the windflap and love And you can't go wrong Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought: Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off She'll take the mushroom out Unzip the windflap and love And you can't go wrong Doesn't matter if you're drunk or flipped out The broccoli you and me gathered was good I'll help you, and nothing against you voice; It just makes me sick It's you, bitch