No Fun

Mate can we sit down at a restaurant without having to call a physician? The kid just said there's no peanuts on that no you can't smell it stop being a brat Yeah we all heard you are gluten intolerant allergic to shellfish but please don't be ignorant The kid ain't even getting minimum wage stop nagging eat your soup Of course you're wearing beige No duck pad thai or sesame (send it back) Just ranch on pizza onion rings (oh that's right) Please eat your soup and leave a tip (what?) It's bad tomato bad tomato yeah f*ck your avocado No shots no You just get the bill Because you're no fun Being cheap and counting what you had Go get the calculator then Lights out for you We're bouncing soon because You're no fun Split hairs mate I don't really care You ain't no bad tomato son "Uh well I didn't get any drinks I mean I had two large Red Bulls but you guys had shots so I think you should split it like individually you know?" It was 9AM you were munching on fries Drowning them on spray cheese what a demise Lactose intolerant oh now that's not relevant Just don't forget you're allergic to everything Now get out of his way he needs to go He'll be a while let's go play some pool Opened the game and now here comes the fool With all of his tricks and them fucking rules No shots no You just get the bill Because you're no fun Being cheap and counting what you had Go get the calculator then Lights out for you We're bouncing soon because You're no fun Split hairs mate I don't really care You ain't no bad tomato son You're no fun I ain't done There is nowhere to run Yeah this bill weighs a ton and You're still no fun I ain't done You're no fun There is nowhere to run Trust me we've just begun This is bad tomato son