Ridiculous

"I got a swordfish in a bottle What do you know about that? I got a pirate ship in my bathtub And an elephant in my knapsack I got a dragon as my buddy And a jellyfish for my hat And everywhere I travel they say What do you know about that? That's ridiculous Ridiculous So ridiculous! Ridiculous Ridiculous So ridiculous! So ridiculous! I got canoes for shoes and even Got myself a wild cat Who sits up on my shoulder What do you know about that? My belt is a boa constrictor And my pants, they never fall down My buttons made from bottle caps Say! What do you know about that? I got a rocket ship for skateboard And a submarine for a car I can fly everywhere I want to go And I never think it's that far I got wings on my canoe shoes On a magic carpet bath mat And everywhere I float they say Now, what do ya think about that? So ridiculous!"