Short Vowel Song

"Fat Cat Mat is rad, rad, rad But Sam the Rat got mad, mad, mad Cause Fat Cat Mat made Sam so sad When he woke Sam from his nap Tam just laughed as Mat ran, ran As Sam the Rat yelled scram, scram, scram And Sam the Rat chased Fat Cat Mat Until they both crashed together with a splat And with a big hit Mat fell into the bucket His head above the rim But his bottom was stuck in it Mat couldn't fit Or sit, sit, sit He could barely wiggle He was just too thick And from the crash Came a fog, fog, fog That filled up the room Like smog, smog, smog And Sam jumped on the Log, log, log So he could see through the Fog, fog, fog Sam slipped off that Log, log, log And landed with a splat in the bog And Tam thinks it's all such Fun, fun, fun Watching Mat run In the sun, sun, sun Chewing her gum like Yum, yum, yum Humming her song like Hum, hum, hum Tam just watched from her Hut, hut, hut As Sam lies in a Rut, rut, rut Running all around Cat, cat, cat Like a bunch of nuts As they trip and fall into the mud As they trip and they fall into the mud Now Mat got smart And said to Sam With pep, pep, pep Let's get back at Tam We'll set the net And jet, jet, jet And that's just what they did They let, let, let Out the net, net, net Like the red, red, net At the vet, vet, vet And just right then Mat said not yet But Sam had just let the net rip And all of a sudden The net came down And covered all three Like fish in the sea And all three fell With a splat in the mud And that's where they stayed Until the sun came up And the moral of the story is Don't get mad Don't let the rat chase the cat And if you're the one Who just sits and laughs Better watch your back Or you might just end up in the mud Splat"