What If Penguins Could Fly

"Oh my, what if penguins could fly? High, high, up in the sky Perfectly dressed in a suit and a tie High, high, up in the sky They'd always look sharp Dressed for the part Like Hollywood actors Looking so smart They'd look kind of silly I'd have to say With those tiny wings flapping away Flap, flap, flap, flap Boom, boom, boom, boom Flap, flap, flap, flap Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah If you ever saw them passing by Big round bottoms up in the sky They'd look so cute You'd have to agree If penguins could fly How much fun that would be"