Wake up!

Real bad man Wake up drink your coffee do your make up Make up Make up Make up Cause if my wife catches me with a brass, Then I know that we will break up Break up Break up Break up Leave now I've got you on speed dial Speed dial Speed dial Speed dial And when my wife goes to work, I will call you back for sex but leave now Leave now Leave now Leave now I am Admitting I'm addicted Addicted Addicted Addicted To crack, cocaine, heroin and all sexy bitches Bitches Bitches Bitches I am an arsehole I'll try to f*ck you in your arsehole Arsehole Arsehole Arsehole And all the brasses down the strip, They all call me an arsehole Arsehole Arsehole Arsehole I love you But I'm on drugs, babe Drugs, babe Drugs, babe Drugs, babe And you're ugly enough to suck my cock and be my little f*ck slave F*ck slave F*ck slave F*ck slave I wanna bum you up the bottle like a poofta Poofta Poofta Poofta And I'm not gay my boyfriend is he's a proper fuckin poofta Poofta Poofta Poofta I got arrested Arrested Arrested Arrested Because I'm a fucking scumbag Scumbag Scumbag Scumbag I made my wife and my girlfriend have a fight in the street Like a scumbag Scumbag Scumbag Scumbag I got arrested cause I'm a fucking scumbag Scumbag Scumbag Scumbag Cuz both of you are slags and both of you have both been gangbanged Gangbanged Gangbanged You should pay me when I f*ck you F*ck you F*ck you F*ck you Cause both of you are slags and both of you have both been run through Run through Run through Run through Real Badman