Monopoly

Ayo, it's me Marvin Gardens Everywhere I go I got a monopoly on women's attention Some dudes out here spending their paychecks on shoes Buying jewelry like old white bitches Wearing the same Versace shirt as three other motherfuckers in the club F*ck that, I am VIP. I walk into the spot naked with a bowtie and a monocle All eyes on me Dropping knowledge, stunting like I'm teaching college Got the tweed with leather elbow. F*ck with me? Hell no! You fellows soft as Jello. Go upside your head like a pillow Boy you dreaming Leave your girl dripping semen Find me in Skid Row like Brad Renfro Portland rap camp I'm the tent pole The whole city in line for my show I get more than 200 dollars every time I pass go When it comes to female attention I got a monopoly They heard I do it properly and now they want to get on top of me Stay hard like the thimble Live fast. Spend cash like its fake. F*ck the dollar symbol. I got a droptop racecar and I'm wearing a top hat can you top that I speak with sharpness. My carcass only draped in Neiman Marcus You begging busters bargain bin at Target More nostalgic than heartless Don't want to lose my bullets in your garments These hoes are boring so I treat em all like a harlot Been out here pimpin' since Alonozo Mourning was in Charlotte Breath like garlic but I'll still bite your bitches neck Pontiac Fiero bumping Too $hort in the cassette deck Get In Where You Fit In - Track 2 I'm A Player and these punk bitches are counting my spokes too "Just Another Day" "Gotta Get Some Love" from "Blowjob Betty" Eating spaghetti in the ghetto, counting my fucking fetty When it comes to female attention I got a monopoly They heard about my property and now they want to get on top of me Stay hard like the thimble Live fast. Spend cash like its fake. F*ck the dollar symbol Do you know why I am pulling you over? I don't know? Was I speeding? Speeding! You were going 100 in a 45 Miles Per Hour Zone I didn't know I couldn't do that? Couldn't do that? Get out of the vehicle No What? Was it this? Man, Read it "Get… Out of Jail… Free Card…" We good? Yes sir, sorry for bothering you Mr. Gardens…