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BåkëR we the court have found that if you are able to show to us you are still able to bump in the rap business you will be granted back you cart aka Pennington how do you plead?
Man give me the fucking mic so I can get my cart back
Smack these titty's around because she has a nice rack
Stay on my white shit because I ain't black
Go down on her pussy because her snatch taste like a snack
Religiouses is what they be sayin I walked through the church doors to this bitch praying
She all up on her knees and the scene start to play in with the priest in front of her and he's trying to keep his faith in
He try's to weigh in
Starts to cover up explaining
Because he know he got caught engaging
Try's to show his innocence
But you can tell from his breath
That he was under the influence
And the relevance was just so fucked up and crazy
I got this priest over here whining like a baby
But maybe pastor Jamie just might wanna quit
Just as soon as this bitch done with sucking his dick
So I took a little pic and ran out the church doors
Turned around to being chased by a fucking whore
She wacked me with her purse on my head
So I did a little trick that made her trip and left her for dead
Hopped up in my low rider hanging on by a thread, went home posted that shit and went to bed
This is what you get for going to church when you should have stayed home giving birth
Hopped up in my low rider hanging on by a thread, went home posted that shit and went to bed
This is what you get for going to church when you should have stayed home giving birth
Here's what's gonna happen
Send all three of your friends but I bet that I'll catch them lacking
Makin fun of the gun in my pants that I'm always packing
But it won't be so fun when the gun got you all saggin
Wanna start a fight but can't even brawl
Call a jump on baker and try to corner me in the bathroom stall
Stop saying that your penis isn't small
When you couldn't
Fit in a vagina that's an inch tall
Protect me from this protect me from that
But who's gonna protect you from the guy in the raiders hat
Not me that's who
Why would I protect a zoo midget
Acting like a Jew
Small guy couldn't even pay my girl a 10$ due
Anorexic As f*ck so I body slam the dude
Go to the doctor everyday to ask if he grew
Still 90 pounds fitting in size seven shoe
Hopped up in my low rider hanging on by a thread, went home posted that shit and went to bed
This is what you get for going to church when you should have stayed home giving birth
Hopped up in my low rider hanging on by a thread, went home posted that shit and went to bed
This is what you get for going to church when you should have stayed home giving birth
I'll call you Ronnie or Bonnie or Tommy mixed in with your small body
Inches ain't tall so I never call you Gianni
Start to act all tough but you came up cocky
Now you come to fight me and I'll knock you out just like I'm rocky
Damn u so short I thought u was a horse jockey
Brags about being good at Worcester hockey
Even though his forms all kinda fucked up and sloppy
Wanna talk about my hair yea that shit was kinda floppy
I know I looked like a girl and your mom still called me poppy
And I suppose that I should probably say sorry
But it ain't my fault that you look like a donkey
Don't know how to please a girl and make that pussy game sloppy
Got no game can't even pull anything at the roller rink
So kingofallbugs had to come in and link with yo babe
Only way that you gonna get laid
Is with a girl walking up to you tryin to f*ck with autistic Aids
Hopped up in my low rider hanging on by a thread, went home posted that shit and went to bed
This is what you get for going to church when you should have stayed home giving birth
Hopped up in my low rider hanging on by a thread, went home posted that shit and went to bed
This is what you get for going to church when you should have stayed home giving birth
Say I'm not from the streets well homey check my receipts
Skated all day at slater went to 711 just to eat
Never had a luxury suite
Only cum crusted pillows with the bed bugs living in my sheets
While you was running around in a grass lawn
I was busy digging for gold in a trailer park
Staying up all night to the crack of dawn
Passed out like a light just to wake up to getting pawned