Diddy Time

Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another (Heartbreak is one thing) I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker, oh (Please, please, please (Ah)) (Is Ali in the kitchen?) Yeah, yeah, uh-huh Baby oil in my house, you know it's Diddy time (Ain't no party like a Diddy party, man) Baby oil in my house, you know it's Diddy time (Ain't no party like a Diddy party, man) Baby oil in my house Baby oil in my house (uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh) The Diddy party is on Tuesday (yeah) I'm finna pull up in two ways The first, I'm wearing a toupee (a toupee) The second, I'm wearing nothing but booty shorts (yeah) I'm in the party with two different escorts (yeah) When I pull up, Diddy call me "best sport" (yeah) Need to catch my breath, don't do newports (yeah) And I run around, with a new torch (A new torch, new torch) Those freak-offs last a week (a week) He left his fries on Meek (on Meek) I'm wishing that was me (was me) "Everybody know, ain't no party like a Diddy party, so—" "Yeah! That's what's up!" IM SCREAMING FREE DIDDY Yeah I'm screaming "Free Diddy" He pull up with some freaks All-white robe, you can see his meat And I can't even lie, I gave it a peep (God damn) I was just talking to Meek (to Meek) He gave the dimensions for free (for free) Then I went and spoke to JB And, apparently, they be loving on the feet Technology, they be having hella toys Analogy, I'm in the back watching scenes, it inspire me Count, one, two, booty-holes stretched (yeah, yeah, yeah) Diddy pull up, and he's asking "Who's next?" I'm looking 'round, I'm completely perplexed (perplexed) Damn, is this a test? (wait) Damn, I think I'm next (yeah) (and let the hook come back in) Baby oil in my house, you know it's Diddy time (Ain't no party like a Diddy party, man) Baby oil in my house, you know it's Diddy time (Ain't no party like a Diddy party) Baby oil in my house Baby oil in my house (uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh) The Diddy party is on Tuesday (yeah) I'm finna pull up in two ways The first, I'm wearing a toupee The second, I'm wearing nothing but booty shorts (yeah) I'm in the party with two different escorts (yeah) When I pull up, Diddy call me "best sport" (yeah) Yeah Yeah New torch Baby oil, baby— baby oil Baby oil, baby oil, baby oil