Bright Young Rep

What I need is a bright young reporter Someone with the skills to make the most of A story that's dull, who can make it shine A bit like that fella with the water and the wine Are you the guy with these qualities? Can you deliver? Come on son, tell me please I need a bright young rep with an ear for a plot A nose for sensation and an eye for a shot Someone who is calm when all around crumbles Who'll keep his head when he sees something tumble Are you the guy with these qualities? Can you deliver? Come on son, tell me please So, are you up for it? Consider it up front expenses No need for receipts. Just give me a real good story With pics Okay? There's a guy who used to be a bit of a rock and roll star a few years ago, Bobby Haze I never ever thought of him as being any good Fell from the limelight years ago Got caught with drugs or underage kids Ha, Not too sure Anyway, he's playing a gig, his first in years down at the Palais de Poles tonight, A kind of one-off freebie for the press I need you to go and cover it, get a good story, all the celebs will be there Would go myself, but He's no Frank Sinatra, no, no, no, no I'll be a bright young rep, ideal for the job, I'll get the story you need that'll win an award Along with some pictures so we all know it's true, The best copy you've read, I'll bring in to you Yes, I'm the guy with his qualities, I can deliver on time, Thank you for believing in me Something that will sell and outdo our rivals, something that's new and not smothered in dust Something with pizzaz that will sell loads of copies of this dirty old rag that's just about bust! Yes, yes, I think I can do that for you sir Are you the guy with his qualities? Can you deliver? Come on son, tell me please I'm the guy with his qualities, I can deliver on time, Thank you for believing in me And for giving me this opportunity, I will bring you back a real good story, along with loads of pics Yes, wait till I tell Shelley, I'm going to make her real proud Look at all this dough Up front expenses eh? Well what do you say kid You up for it? Eh? Yes sir, you can count on me Good, good, good son Now, leave me in peace Oh, and send in that, what's her name Shelley Shelley Shelley, yes sir I want to tell her to take something down!