It's Hot! ((Sci-fi Remix))

I'm calling through It's hot Can you hear me The receptions fucked Is anyone out there There's no transmission It's hot My aerials melted It's the middle of the night and I'm sweating in my bed I got my boxer shorts stuck to my ass dog damn This heats so terrible This heats unbearable It's warmer than a cake getting pissed on in a urinal Got my air-con stacked up chewing up power I have to take a shower every half an hour I'm trying to dry myself but it's making me sweat It's winter but it feels like summer ain't left You think it would cool down just a little bit I'm swinging the toilet door man just take a shit Plus it ain't funny when your armpits tsunami I'm trying to get my shirt off I have to roll it off me Walked to the car I see the clear coats peeled off The suns just come our and I wish it would just f*ck off I burnt my fingertips yo trying to open the door I've had it up to here I can take it no more finally get the door open the windscreen fogs up I get about two blocks for the car blows up I need me a lighter but it I blew up on the dash It's not only hot but now it costing me cash I pop the bonnet it's well done like a prime steak Guess I have to walk now man this weather is great God dammit my head's peeling and it's redder than a beetroot If this place was a business then I would file a lawsuit Antiperspirant don't work it just makes your stink worse It's hotter than hell living here for the cursed I take a towel out of the freezer and wear it on my head It might look kind of stupid but it keeps my brain from going dead Relaxing outside I got the sprinkler under the hammock My ice is already melted in my gin and tonic I'm reading the local saying it's hotter every year If this is true next year I'm not going to be here I'ma move to Iceland and catch myself a cold Sit outside in my jacket chill grow old F*ck this weather I can take this shit I'm sorry Townsville but you can kiss my grits