RECTAL RACKET

Ah, that's nice Hello everybody my name is Evan ****. I am currently in the process of washing out my tight little rectal cavity. It has been filled with an assortment of degrees, and dishes, and dicks. Yes indeed, a box o' dicks and a box o' turds, has been launched up my ass. I am now squelching it into a 2D object with my rectal lining. Lining, lining Lining Rectal lining Lining, lining Lining Rectal cavity Lining, lining Lining Rectal lining Lining, lining Lining Rectal cavity Yes indeed, I have crunched the box into a 2D shape. I will now shit out a line of the box o' turds and the box o' dicks, which was once a 3D shape but has now been turned into a thin and malleable paste. I shall now shove an entire jar of peanut butter up my ass. Up my ass Up-up-up my ass Up my ass Up-up-up my ass Up my ass Up-up-up my ass Up my ass Up-up-up my ass Here it goes... Ah yes, it feels so nice and good, tight... hhHhHhhH Held up there tight in my tight little asshole. My asshole is now ready for the pack of Zesta crackers that I shall shove up my ass. Here we go... Ahhhhh, it does indeed feel nice to have a pack of Zesta crackers shoved right up inside of my asshole. Now we shall shove a Hohner D harmonica up my asshole, I'm running out of space, here we go! Whup! It does indeed feel nice to have a Hohner D harmonica, shoved right up my tight little asshole. Oh, man! It sure is getting tight up there. Oh my good lord, I can feel them rustling around in there, it's like a jamboree! Shall we shake things up a little bit? Yes, it appears the shit has fit through the gaps of my teeth and came out like spaghetti noodles. Yes indeed, there are now shit noodles populating my bedroom floor. Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor