Big Boy Pants

I do it everyday When no one's awake 'Cause I'm too ashamed So every time I say I don't dance I just make 'em clap Put on my big boy pants And get with the program But when they're sleeping Then I'm leaving If you see me Don't nic-pan Improvise and adapt One Put on my mask Step two Put on my jacket Step Three Put on my big boy pants Step Four And prepare for combat But I've got all this I've got all this Power in my pants Take 'em off Dance all night long Forget about the past I don't need a wallet I've got all this Power in my pants But I'm still cautious 'Fore we start I'll tell you in advance I don't dance I just make 'em clap Put on my big boy pants And get with the program But if you need me In the evening I'm too busy I've got plans Things wouldn't understand One Take off my hat Step Two Take off my glasses Step Three Take off the fake mustache Step Four And prepare for combat But I've got all this I've got all this Power in my pants Take 'em off Dance all night long Forget about the past I don't need a wallet I've got all this Power in my pants But I'm still cautious I don't wanna Tell you who I am Moving my feet One with the beat Under the streetlights Keep it discreet All this power Comes with such Responsibility I wanna see What's underneath If you've got a secret Tell it to me They wanna see What's underneath I've got a secret When the sun's up I pretend Keep my mouth shut Don't offend Watch them talking 'bout the Size of their pants Pretend like I'm a grown man But when it's over Brush my shoulder Do what I'm not supposed to I dance a little Individual But if they ask say I told ya I don't dance I just make 'em tap Put on my big boy pants And get with the program But if my secret's Too indecent Talk to Jesus Or the hand I don't have time to feel bad Yes I dance But they don't know that Put on my big boy pants And get with the program Yes I dance But they don't know that Hide all the evidence And do it all again