Havisham

My coworker said she found a girlfriend for me Does she have a face tattoo can I climb her like a tree? It's what I asked I'm such an ass Everyone laughed cause they thought it was a joke Is she a size queen, is she into being choked? Strange inqueries, stranger histories I can't quantify, I've got no type, don't take it as a slight If you make me laugh, you've got a chance, if you're high maintenance I'll pass My worst friend said he found a girlfriend for me Is she like Ms. Havisham mental scarcely forty Rotting old cake Decaying mess He didn't get the reference cause he never read that book He said shes a goth chick, monochrome vampiric look A pleasant dream, nightmare reality I can't quantify, I've got no type, don't take it as a slight If you make me laugh, you've got a chance, if you're high maintenance I'll pass