Nobody's Best Friend

My parents never wonder Why I'm never home And why I'm always stoned Out of my mind Just sit on the couch Soaking in Seinfeld And wish I wasn't so alone I'm nobody's best, nobody's best friend Nobody's best, nobody's best friend Nobody's best, nobody's best friend Nobody's best, nobody's best friend Sleep in late I guess I never ate Last night Or this morning Haven't talked to anyone But my mom and my dog For a week But I guess that's my fate I'm nobody's best, nobody's best friend Nobody's best, nobody's best friend Nobody's best, nobody's best friend Nobody's best, nobody's best friend Close all the doors and windows I don't want any light to touch me I don't want anyone to see What it's like to be me I'm nobody's best, nobody's best friend Nobody's best, nobody's best friend Nobody's best, nobody's best friend Nobody's best, nobody's best friend Wait, can we do it again I'm nobody's best, nobody's best friend (Best friend) Nobody's best, nobody's best friend (Best friend) Nobody's best, nobody's best friend (Best friend) Nobody's best, nobody's best friend (Best friend) Ok, I think that's good