Missing Clubcard

Oh my god! I go in the shops in needing of some scran Or maybe even a lil' someth' to tan The meal deal section lustrous and divine I hear my stomach rumble, no I'm not fine I grab my items, approach the checkouts Security guards are always on the lookout I reach into my wallet no this cannot be Can't find my card, f*ck it ain't on me! My clubcard's gone it ain't anywhere I'm looking for it tearing out my hair Is it over here, is it over there I better find it fast so I don't have to pay the extra cash Nah I think I'll pass, eat my food that got left in the stash Save my money and just eat a bit God let me find it! Exiting the store with no goodies in my hand Without my clubcard I'm not the man F*ck am I paying the extra fee Ain't gon' let Tesco take my 30p So we're here, I organise the plan Call up my boy Rowan tell him go start the van I explain my story, tell him the plan He looks at me"Are you crazy man?!" My clubcard's gone it ain't anywhere I'm looking for it tearing out my hair Is it over here, is it over there I better find it fast so I don't have to pay the extra cash Nah I think I'll pass, eat my food that got left in the stash Save my money and just eat a bit My life's gone to shit! Comin' back to the Tesco, finna rob the store Put it in my jacket, devices galore"You're gonna get caught!" Yeah well I don't care Gotta take this loot right back to my lair! My clubcard's gone it ain't anywhere I'm looking for it tearing out my hair Is it over here, is it over there I better find it fast so I don't have to pay the extra cash Nah I think I'll pass, eat my food that got left in the stash Save my money and just eat a bit Oh wait it's in my pocket