A Tighty-whitie Wind

When the farmer's wife hung some undies out to dry A burst of whirly wind sent them high up in the sky She pulled and tried to hold on tight but those undies fled So a tighty-whitie wind started a blowin' overhead That ol' tighty-whitie wind blew on by the farmer's wife They waved as they went by like those undies came to life One zipped into the pasture and it fell upon the dew Now someone's wearing undies and they keep on saying Moooooo What a wonderful udder warmer That ol' tighty-whitie wind kept a blowin' past the cow Blew the farmer's undies up And they're even higher now One zipped on by the stables and it fell into the hay Now someone's wearing undies and they keep on saying Neeeeigh This is one nice feed bag That ol' tighty-whitie wind kept a blowin' past the horse Blew the farmer's undies up on a roller-coaster course Then some undies hit the roof, the king of crowing flew He shot up in the sky and shouted Cock-a-doodle-doo! Look ya'll I'm flying That ol' tighty-whitie wind kept a-blowin' past the coop Blew the farmer's undies up, and they're flying loop-de-loop One landed in the meadow by the daffodils and straw Now someone's wearing undies and they keep on saying Baaaaaah The wolf won't recognize me in my new mask That ol' tighty-whitie wind kept a-blowin' past the sheep Lots of undies went off-road, and they covered farmer's jeep A pair went by a billy and he caught it in his jaw Now someone's eating undies and they keep on saying Maaaaaah Mmmmmmm Tasty tighty-whities That ol' tighty-whitie wind kept a-blowin' by the goat Sent the farmer's undies up and it left 'em all afloat Then the farmer came outside and he gave the goat a glare Hey-you silly billy Give me back my underwear Well, that ol' tighty-whitie wind seemed to settle on down Poor ol' farmer's plucking undies off the animals and ground Then something hit his hiney. Shivers shook his knobby knees His ol' hiney couldn't hide From a tighty-whitie breeze