Jimmy Corrigan

Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth And he's a rocket scientist, too Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth And he's a fancy with them ladies And he fancies them ladies Laid ladies Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth He spent all of the time with his dad (Oh, come down for dinner, Jimmy!) Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth He sleeps on the couch and he sighs Fancies them ladies Laid ladies And he fancies to get Ladies Laid, ladies Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest ass on earth And he pushes his eyeballs so hard (I can see the stars, Daddy!) Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth And he sleeps on the couch at his daddy's place And dreams about the ways that he's going to be killed Until the phone, it screams so It screams so loud He's afraid of the night All these creatures, they bite He's afraid of the light All alone there at night He's afraid of the night Ladies Laid, ladies Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth And he's a dream of a scientist, too Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth And he's a (?) with them ladies He fancies to get laid Ladies Laid, ladies And he's afraid of the night Night Yeah, he's afraid of the night Night, night La da da da da da da da day Yeah yeah yo Poor old Jimmy wants to live alone