this song isnt about one piece

I just scammed a scammer, I think his name was Iund Kumar Just switched to cricket and they texting me like baby Kubar Got scammed by a self-checkout machine it went too far I just robbed an ATM and drove off in my new car I just shot a fat jit and told him to get up They getting pissed cause I won't let em' f*ck I just scammed a defensive back named Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Just scammed a trick-or-treater for some fucking pixie sticks I'm sick and tired of jits saying they swipe boy you big capping Used to get the PS for the low but I quit trapping Slapped yo face and that shit caused a fucking chain reaction They banned my PayPal cause I made too many transactions Can't throw a ball, call you Barkevious Mingo Just killed an old lady cause she beat me in bingo Playing with balls like Giannis Antetokounmpo I wanted some school lunch but they only had sloppy joes When a bitch come over I always say, Welcome to Moe's My dad mad as hell cause I stole his suit and tied bow Scamming on the phone while I'm watching Life with Louie Running from the ops like Michael Hoomanawanui Paid a hundred for yo jacket I think it's pink dolphin I barely looked the Backwood and this bitch keep coughing Just finessed a jit for a band now he keep calling They tryna stop my dribble nah bitch I'ma keep balling Walk in Verizon and they selling iPhone X's I got bout' twenty callers on me stacked like Tetris Tryna scam some slime but I heard that shit was sorta gooey I heard yo bitch be floating and I'm tryna see some fucking booty