Blue Boy

Little blue boy stuck in his White House He's so lucky yet he can't even catch a mouse Took him to shop at the super market Pita Pat when he gets so excited Lock the door when he comes home When he looks at you, Can't you say no? Are those two eyes So oblong Long, long, double thong Found him buried in some soda bread Petrified that he'll be too buttered and sad Little blue boy stuck in his house Won't somebody let him out? Don't you know he can't be responsible? He's only four with one major gun hole wound He's so nice and he loves to party Hand him drinks, he'll shoot them like they look like coffee Lock the door when he comes home When he looks at you, Can't you say no? Are those two eyes So oblong Long, long, double thong