Half Stoned And Halfway To Mexico

Now I remember to the day When that wild boy took you away It opened my eyes and you might be surprised At all the four letter words that I say I'm no longer a man of means I got fired I was drunk and rude I think the law is looking for me cause you see I punched a cop he had a bad attitude Those bow ties I used to wear are no longer part of my attire Along with my suits and button down shirts They made a nice little fire Traded in my SUV and bought Low down mean dirty motorbike Gonna go where the warm winds blow And I know I gotta make things right I gotta give credit to where credits due And it's all because of you I only blame you for every little thing And all the crazy shite I do You might think you drove me to drink Well hell yes that's true cause don't you know That I'm half stoned and halfway to Mexico I gotta give credit to where credits due And it's all because of you I only blame you for every little thing And all the crazy shite I do You might think you drove me to drink Well hell yes that's true cause don't you know That I'm half stoned and halfway to Mexico Gonna find me a little señorita Wash away this pain One or two bottles of tequila The next night doing the same I think I might find me a little piece of shade And lay around all day I can tell myself that I got it made But if they asked how I got that way I gotta give credit to where credits due And it's all because of you I only blame you for every little thing And all the crazy shite I do You might think you drove me to drink Well hell yes that's true cause don't you know That I'm half stoned and halfway to Mexico You might think you drove me to drink Well hell yes that's true cause don't you know That I'm half stoned and halfway to Mexico Yes I'm half stoned and halfway to Mexico