Morph (Skit)

I'm turnin, transforming I must be metamorphin Evolvin then transcendin, first cat formin Lion ironclad king o the jungle Tiger growl when mad imma roarin bengal Nahmuh panthuh prowluh shadow assassinatuh Discombobulateyuh start sayin buhbyes to yuh mouth sensuh But if yuh tryna attack imma hitchya widdat puss in boots So cute all the down to muh roots, ycant shoot Aura woos, mafee honey matabee tboos Ugh, it's happenin again so I suggest ye start runnin Get the heck outta dodge, go, I'm bout to start ragin Heavin then heatin followed by smolderin, scales growin Hardenin then enlargin, now flamin, fiyuh breathin dragon Yes it's absurd our character has quite the caricature Powered by pure imagination, quote on quote weary traveler As strong as he is clever, twisting fiction into truth on paper Voice seem so familiar could really this be our savior Whaddiya doin lookin to this reptilian, I'm just tryna be hordin Savin my skin, stickin to slumbrin on a golden mountain Inside of a mountain, mythological inception There's a whole lotta layers to this onion Sexuality in this species can be off puttin Our versions of d and d are a little differin Like this one time at band camp, wait she did what with who? Dragadonkies? Howd that even happen