Check for Traps

My players always f*ck up every campaign that I make My NPCs all die, so I guess it was their fate My plots get thrown away and they never take the bait Those adventurers are the ones to blame They always see it coming, every dungeon is a waste I set up every fight, but the encounters they must wait I'd catch them unaware if they'd just make a mistake But my blood just boils every time they say I check for traps Woah oh oh oh oh I check for traps Woah oh oh oh oh I check for traps Woah oh oh oh oh Woah oh oh oh oh Tripwires and pressure plates, hidden by the dark I got scores of flaming arrows, lit up by a spark Every single step and move will trigger my alarm But their double-digit rolls keep them from harm One of Grimtooth's staples, a pit that's filled with stakes Triggering a hail of poison darts aimed at their face I'm so sick of those adventurers I just want them to die But when I think I caught them by surprise Ooo I have an idea What does your character do I check for traps Woah oh oh oh oh I check for traps Woah oh oh oh oh I check for traps Woah oh oh oh oh Woah oh oh oh oh After months of extra sessions, they finally persevered The demon king defeated, bringing peace for many years The people all rejoiced at the party's victory The songs of their triumph will go down in history But they had one last problem, they could not enjoy The feast that lay before them, they thought it was a ploy Crippling paranoia makes them overthink When the tavern wench (LADY) lady... comes by with their drink I check for traps Woah oh oh oh oh I check for traps Woah oh oh oh oh I check for traps Woah oh oh oh oh Woah oh oh oh oh I check for traps Woah oh oh oh oh I check for traps Woah oh oh oh oh I check for traps Woah oh oh oh oh Woah oh oh oh oh Hey Dm Yeah I check for traps.