Drinking Song for the Level Ones

A bard can write stories Of glory and fame But after a while They all sound the same The heroes at 20 Who cut down their foes But what of the ones That nobody knows What of the fodder Who barely left town The background characters Those legends cut down So instead of the heroes Stand proud and stand tall Let's drink to the ones Who get no fame at all So here's to the heroes Who never will be Blown up by wizards Or drowned in the seas Who started their journeys And are already done For all level 20s There's thousands at one A fighter who practiced And trained every day Was killed in 6 seconds When he entered the fray When the fighting broke out He did all he could But it's really much harder When the baddies aren't wood A charming sorcerer No wisdom at all Thought she could win With a scroll of fireball The raging inferno Hit her feet on the ground Mistakenly read The old scroll upside down So here's to the heroes Who never will be Blown up by wizards Or drowned in the seas Who started their journeys And are already done For all level 20s There's thousands at one The heroes from stories Who knew no defeat How did they achieve All those harrowing feats Are they supremely talented Mighty or pious Or is this all just Survivorship bias? A toast for the fallen The easily beat Too early to roll a New character sheet I'll raise up my glass And this one's for you May the arrows miss wide And you reach level 2 So here's to the heroes Who never will be Blown up by wizards Or drowned in the seas Who started their journeys And are already done For all level 20s There's thousands at one So here's to the heroes Who never will be Blown up by wizards Or drowned in the seas Who started their journeys And are already done For all level 20s There's thousands at one