Letter Home (feat. John Bachkosky)

Dearest Mother and Father, Though my scales remain free from harm I will say my kobold heart feels homesick for the old hollow It's been a few months since I've taken my position to protect her Malevolence's treasure hoard And I'll be happy to report that the traps I learned to make from Uncle Fungus have been fruitful Just yesterday me and my regiment captured two adventurers who looked to abscond with our dragon queen's gold She was so happy she even let us bask in the glory of all that treasure for ten whole minutes The work is not without its challenges Re-supplies have been harder to come by and it is not unnoticed that our daily gruel is starting to contain more flies than rat Even still, spirits remain high We've recovered plenty of loot to share with the youngins When I return, I'll share stories of the poor unfortunate souls who thought it would be easy to raid a dragon's lair Do send my love to Snag, Sag, Critter, Crawler, Dax, Dex, Kix, Lix No-meat, Jeff, Mo-neat, Butcha, Bayka, Bug-Catch, Ratcook, and Artichoke for me I don't write as often as I should, but know all of you are in my heart, always Yours Truly Squish