Party Paladin

Roadside ambush not going our way I thought it would be a instant TPK And as my HP dropped to zero We were met by a noble hero She was covered in blood with a giant sword Beating up baddies with a Holy Word The most gorgeous thing I had ever seen A holy lady in a brigandine When I first felt your magic healing My heart was catching feelings And I've never really felt this way before With your help we turn the tide A vengeful angel at six foot five Suddenly our party of three was four I thought of seeing her more I thought of us Hand in hand on the battlefield I'll keep you inspired, you keep me healed No matter the monster we'll knock em dead But I know deep down it's all in my head The best of both worlds of fighters and clerics But I worry about messing with party dynamics Cuz everyone knows there is no comparison To when you're crushing on the party paladin Now we've been on journeys far and wide There's been monsters, wizards, fire and wine There's no denying that I adore ya So keep me in range of your protection aura Love was never something I thought through At least I could've said that before I met you Is it your beauty or your brawn? Your strength or your charm That makes me dream of us arm and arm I sometimes feel silly for hoping That we ever had a chance So I can inspire a new romance Attack rolls or athletics Get some kick with that extra six You got crazy might but I'll hold on tight Watching that holy smite I'll think of us Hand in hand on the battlefield I'll keep you inspired, you keep me healed No matter the monster we'll knock em dead But I know deep down it's all in my head best of both worlds of fighters and clerics But I worry about messing with party dynamics Cuz everybody knows there is no comparison To when you're crushing on the party paladin As we sat together by the fireside I'm choking up and terrified I've always had my way with words And then came this adventurer The stars reflected in her eyes And embers made her armor shine I knew I had to tell her now No matter what, no matter how Suddenly you had a prophecy You had been called to lands unseen And I knew our time together had reached its end We said goodbye and I can't believe I never let you know Your god called you so far away I never got to say I think of us Hand in hand on the battlefield I'll keep you inspired, you keep me healed No matter the monsters we'll knock em dead But I know deep down it's all in my head The best of both worlds of fighters and clerics But I worry about messing with party dynamics Cuz everyone knows there is no comparison To when you're crushing on the party paladin