Northern Redneck

I don't go to the rodeo But I listen to sports radio Michael Hurley give me some good news, brother I'm sippin' Bad Larrys on the patio Picked 'em up at my neighborhood package store I'm just a northern redneck, waiting on another win Well I worship at the altar of the Pats, Sox, Celts, and Bs In the off chance that they falter, I get down on my knees And I pray to the almighty, and once I get him on the horn I say, "If you give us the W, I'll give you my first born" Well I don't go to the rodeo But I listen to sports radio Michael Hurley give me some good news, brother I'm sippin' Bad Larrys on the patio Picked 'em up at my neighborhood package store I'm just a northern redneck, waiting on another win "They hate us 'cause they ain't us," that's always been my refrain Sore losers talk the loudest, but all they do is complain So when I hear folks start a-chirpin' about balls and PSI I hug those babies close and tell 'em, "It's okay to cry" Well I don't go to the rodeo But I listen to sports radio Michael Hurley give me some good news, brother I'm sippin' Bad Larrys on the patio Picked 'em up at my neighborhood package store I'm just a northern redneck, waiting on another win There's no escaping death, so when I shuffle off this coil I have but one request, please don't put me in the soil Raise my jersey to the rafters, and at our next big victory Stick me in a duck boat, and ship me out to sea Well I don't go to the rodeo But I listen to sports radio Michael Hurley give me some good news, brother I'm sippin' Bad Larrys on the patio Picked 'em up at my neighborhood package store I'm just a northern redneck, waiting on another win I don't go to the rodeo But I listen to sports radio Michael Hurley give me some good news, brother I'm sippin' Bad Larrys on the patio Picked 'em up at my neighborhood package store I'm just a northern redneck, waiting on another win Life comes at you fast, that's why I take things pretty slow I haven't changed my lucky socks since 2004 Ya see, the thing about New England, it's a bit like old Pompei Everything is stuck in time, I can't get away Well I don't go to the rodeo But I listen to sports radio Michael Hurley give me some good news, brother I'm sippin' Bad Larrys on the patio Picked 'em up at my neighborhood package store I'm just a northern redneck, waiting on another win Oh yeah I'm just a northern redneck, waiting on another win Alright I'm just a northern redneck, waiting on another win