Are Euphreta Frogs

Watch out in the alley Down by the old storm doors There's a pack of blink dogs Blinkin' on all fours They're barkin' up a ruckus Howlin' all night long Keepin' up the neighbors With their nasty songs Cuz they know somethin' we don't And they are terrified We probably should be too But we have yet to die (They say) "Don't go in the basement There's malice in the air Horrifying nightmares Wall to wall downstairs" (We go in and see) giant wolves and beetles Reanimated guts... Look out where you're steppin' They might eat one of us In the corner sits a creature A giant, warty toad (He can) use his sticky tongue To swallow a whole, entire gnome! "This stomach's suffocating I'm trying to get out My jerk friends keep on laughing Ignoring all my shouts ...Now if you think that's scary Don't go in the woods There's something killing pegasi Leaving nasty, gruesome wounds With two spiky tentacles Six eviscerating claws Hair as dark as midnight And drooly gnarly maws You never really can Discern precise location Of this monster due To magic obfuscation Your shimmer is a sham We're onto your position Thanks to Tasha's laughter You're just a toothless kitten You don't know how to prowl And you don't know how to creep You don't know how to pounce You're done, Displacer Beast You're done, Displacer Beast