Bard Song (feat. Danny Rechtenwald)

This is a bard song! So you should sing along So fill your mugs and tankards to the brim You'll be the choir that we'll inspire Cause singing songs is how we always win So there's this general conception of how to form a team A warrior, a wizard, a cleric, and a thief To me that just sounds boring or trite maybe cliche Try spicing up your crew by signing on a bard today! We can fight and we can cast we can heal and we can sneak With utility to boot we can make you feel complete But the most critical way that we'll help your situation Is the benefit you get from our Bardic inspiration! This is a bard song! So you should sing along So fill your mugs and tankards to the brim You'll be the choir that we'll inspire Cause singing songs is how we always win Sure I've got charisma but that's miserably banal It's moxie and chutzpah and a je ne c'est quoi I'm not some tired trope roped into seduction With prestidigition I'm a full blown production I give the party a heart, I give the group a soul I keep the band together while you call me a fool I'll keep us all warm by summoning a fire I'll give us more hit points by playing on my lyre Let's take a short rest from our bardic instrumentation We've got cutting and soothing words on our mantle of inspiration We're all tumbling fools, and we'll enthrall you with our performances We'll flourish psychic blades and universally speak of romances A note about potential when you're a jack of every trade Terrifying words are how all enemies are made! This is a bard song! So you should sing along So fill your mugs and tankards to the brim You'll be the choir that we'll inspire Cause singing songs is how we always win I might have been useless in previous editions But since they printed fifth I'm a worthwhile decision Your friends are acting jealous if they say I'm overpowered Say it to my face or you're a yellow-bellied coward We're the bards from camp kookamunga Our DM sent us here for to solve a mystery Singing our songs just to keep the band together Thank you all for listein' it's a mighty courtesy This is a bard song! So you should sing along So fill your mugs and tankards to the brim You'll be the choir that we'll inspire Cause singing songs is how we always win