Gelatinous Rudeboi (feat. Sam Hurst & Jon Stefaniak)

We're traveling in this forest (It's not a forest) Join along in the chorus (There is no chorus) We're traveling in this mine (My friends and I) Use the buddy system (Don't get left be-hind) When you're in a dark hall, better look out son, There's a monster down here so you gotta run If your party's full of gnomes it will eat you all 'Cause this ravenous jelly is ten feet tall Ya gotta learn how to monetize Things that you just might find Beasts of all shapes and kinds Deep in the dwarven mines Don't run away and don't be rash Ya gotta take note how it cleans the path It's not a black pudding or an ochre ooze It's just your friendly neighborhood gelatinous cube Just dig a big pit and lure it down It can eat all the waste of a dwarven town It gobbles up garbage and keeps rats away Just keep it well fed or it'll ruin your day Ya gotta learn how to monetize Things that you just might find beasts of all shapes and kinds Deep in the dwarven mines It clears stone surfaces of mold and muck But if you're not careful you'll be outta luck You don't have to be quick when you try to dodge Cause it's got a slow moving pseudopod When I say Gelatinous you say Cube Gelatinous (Cube) Gelatinous (Cube) First wave, third wave, two-tone, too That boy can't skank, but that boy is Rude He don't like progressive rock or delta blues He needs that one-drop beat and that Lloyd Knibb Groove Now there's a real cool cat With a pork pie hat He's my pelican friend named Jimmy Piss When I put him on the mic he sounds like this Hey Let me go Always take a torch 'cuz they don't like light They hang out in the dark 'cuz they ain't too bright Be sure to take a buddy when you go inside Of a cave so you don't get eaten alive We traveled in this mine (I got it right this time) If you sang at least one line (You did just fine) We traveled in this mine (My friends and I) We used the buddy system (Didn't get left behind)